There's Two Sides to Every Story

(Another suitor writes in response to a .NET Love Story Continues)

I'm so glad you Split from that Builder. He's not a good enough Provider, just a BackgroundWorker in a Factory. You told me yourself he wasn't a good Listener and treated you like an Object. Even though you would Try and Try again, you were never Fully Trusted. Is it any wonder your Expression seemed so Remote?

Well now you decided to Break it off and Switch I'm here to Catch you and Finally you can feel Protected and be with someone who appreciates your UniqueIdentity.

If you need a Memento of your Relationship, go ahead. Though i don't see why you'd even want a Trace of it. So we disagree there, but that's the Exception. Our passion remains Unchecked. Nothing is Comparable to you, and if you left no-one would be able to Console me.

Sometimes our Relationship is Volatile,  because I'm Private and very Internal, whereas you're Explicit and when we're Tightly Coupling you like to be Bound.

Remember that time you wanted to Double and brought your Friend and all that SOAP? That Process was quite an Event! I first thought you wanted her to be an Observer, but no! What a Twisted Pair you were! I was quite surprised when she started Sniffing my Packet. And some of her plugins - Hello, World! 

It's definitely the Case that I have to be more Agile with you two. That's Crystal Clear to me! (What was her name again? I'm OutOfMemory.)